I regret to inform you that I did another Christmas song. I couldn't help it. I just have a lot to say about Christmas.
It's called Christmas Karaoke, and it's about the horrors of the work Christmas party, so of course it contains strong language, scenes of a sexual nature and the irresponsible consumption of alcohol, because ‘tis the mother-flipping season. I don’t know what it says about me that the only two singles I’ve ever had to do a radio edit for are my Christmas ones. I just get a bit pottymouthed about the whole festive ordeal.
There’s also a lyric video up on YouTube now. In it I am both Big Brother and Tyler Durden, although it’s mainly inspired by some accidentally hilarious free stock footage. (My last video cost £2.71, but obviously that level of extravagance is unsustainable in the current economic climate.)